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MELON LORD [userpic]

HARU IS A CUNT

May 12th, 2008 (10:29 am)
angry

current mood: angry

IF YOU ARE STUPID AND DID NOT NOTICE HARU SAW FIT TO USE HIS STUPID APHRODISIAC HAIR ON ME AT THE SLUMBER PARTY YESTERDAY AND MAKE ME HIS FETISH BITCH.

THIS COMES LESS THAN A DAY AFTER WE DECIDED WE WERE LIKE FAVOURITE-SIBLINGS-WITH-BENEFITS SHUT UP. IT'S NOT INCESTUOUS UNLESS YOU'RE ACTUALLY RELATED AND EVEN IF IT IS INCESTUOUS, DO YOU THINK I CARE? AT OUR OWN PRIVATE SLUMBER PARTY. WHERE ALL WE DID WAS SLEEP. SERIOUSLY. HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW, SEEING AS IT'S THE CUNT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO DROP MY GUARD. BITCH.

ANYWAY, I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT. THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS I'M GOING TO STAY WITH PRINCESS MCNOTWIFE FOR A WHILE. APPARENTLY HER LESBIAN BITCHES ARE BEING BITCHY AND LESBIANS. WITHOUT HER.

MELON LORD [userpic]

FUCK THIS SHIT.

March 15th, 2008 (04:42 pm)
angry

current mood: PISSED

DEAR SEVENTEEN

I'M A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL EATHBENDING GODDESS HEIRESS WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED TO A MAN I DON'T LOVE AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO, WHILE PRIMARILY DATING A NINJA, AND MAINTAINING SECONDARY RELATIONSHIPS WITH VARIOUS OTHERS.

MY PRIMARY PARTNER ALSO APPEARED TO BE POLYAMOROUS, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD RECENTLY BY AT LEAST ONE (NOT VERY RELIABLE) PERSON THAT HE'S BEEN WITH ONLY ME SINCE WE STARTED DATING. TODAY HE FOUND ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A SECONDARY LOVER.

THAT SAME SECONDARY LOVER IS INVOLVED IN A BISEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A M/F TRANSGENDERED PERSON, AND HE PROFESSES TO LOVE HER, WHICH LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT HE TOO WAS POLYAMOROUS, AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS SECONDARY FOR BOTH OF US.

WHEN THE TWO MEN MET ONE ANOTHER, THEY BOTH BECAME POSSESSIVE AND PROTECTIVE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO OR SAY TO EITHER OF THEM. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA LLAMAS. I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIGHT. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT EITHER OF THEIR FEELINGS. THEN THERE'S THE MATTER OF MY POSSIBLY SOON HAVING TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE HELP.

RICH BITCH


DEAR RICH BITCH.

YOUR UNORTHODOX SEXUALITY IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR US TO FATHOM, AND MAKES KUNG FU ACTION JESUS CRY. PLEASE DIE IN A FIRE.

SEVENTEEN.


WELL THAT WAS HELPFUL.


HARU, YOU BITCH, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME AND FUCK WITH MY EMOTIONS.

ALSO, MY HAIR'S NOW RED BECAUSE I GOT DARED TO DYE IT. WHOEVER MADE UP THAT DARE FORGOT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT COLOURS EXCEPT BLUE. BLUE. BECAUSE BLUE HAIR IS BEST. :DDDDD

MELON LORD [userpic]

BREAKING THRONES AND CUTTING HAIR

March 9th, 2008 (06:38 pm)
artistic

current location: TWAT
current mood: BOOTIFUL

SO AANG WRONGLY INSINUATED THAT I WASN'T DOING MY PART FOR THE TEAM BY CHANGING MY APPEARANCE IN THE FIRE NATION. I THOUGHT I'D PROVED I WAS A TEAM PLAYER WHEN I RAN AWAY FROM THE LAP OF LUXURY BUT WHATEVER. I DON'T REFUSE CHALLENGES. SO I CUT MY HAIR.

SONG WANTED TO 'FIX IT' FOR ME, BUT I FENDED HER OFF. I HAD HAD ENOUGH OF STYLISTS 30 SECONDS AFTER MEETING HARU AND JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND DOES NOT MEAN I CAN'T CUT MY OWN HAIR.

SO THERE.

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/TOPH

HAIR IS MANIPPED OFF THE HEAD OF SAKURA HARUNO, AS THE ACTUAL ACTION IN THE CHAT WAS 'TOPH HACKS OFF HER HAIR NARUTO!SAKURA-DRAMATIC-BATTLE-STYLE'

MELON LORD [userpic]

WOULD YOU SURVIVE A HORROR STORY?!

March 1st, 2008 (04:34 am)
aggravated

current mood: aggravated

SO THE INTERNET CAN TELL ME EVERYTHING FROM MY ONE TRUE LOVE'S (HUH!) NAME, TO MY IDEAL CAREER, HUH?

WELL I THINK THE INTERNET IS AS FULL OF SHIT AS CHAN. BUT I'M GONNA HUMOUR IT BY FILLING OUT ONE OF THE MORE LESS CRAP QUIZZES.

BEHIND THE CUT, BITCHES!Collapse )

MELON LORD [userpic]

A DATE OF PWN

February 23rd, 2008 (01:36 pm)
devious

current mood: PWNSOME

BEFORE I EVEN MET BLUE, HARU DECIDED TO PUNISH ME FOR HELPING BLUE FUNLEST HARU'S EX-BOYFRIEND (AND PROBABLY FOR MAKING OUT WITH AZULA TOO. IDK. GUY CAN HOLD A GRUDGE FOREVER.) AND I LET HIM, BECAUSE USUALLY PUNISHMENT IS FUN.

THIS WAS NOT FUN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY PART OF IT BLUE ACTUALLY LIKED WAS THE BEAR-NAKED FEET. WAS DEFINITELY THE ONLY PART OF IT I LIKED.

ACTUAL DATE IS SO FULL OF HARDCORE THAT IT MUST BE SHIELDED FROM THE PUBLIC EYECollapse )

WE FUCKING PWN.

MELON LORD [userpic]

... GO AWAY

February 19th, 2008 (03:41 am)
drained

current mood: HUNGOVER

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON ONE OF SOKKA'S DAMNED SUBMARINES.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD. THERE'S MUD EVERYWHERE. I THINK IT'S PRETTY SAFE TO SAY THAT I WAS AWESOME, AS USUAL. EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER HARU SHRIEKED LIKE A GIRL I WAS DANCING WITH TEO. COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW HOW DOWN OR HOW DIRTY WE GOT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

LATER.

EVERYTHING CAN WAIT 'TIL LATER.

EXCEPT FOR CHECKING UP ON BEE'S RECEPTION PAPERWORK.

DAMN I HATE RULES. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED.

MELON LORD [userpic]

WRITING IS STUPID

February 14th, 2008 (10:33 pm)
ecstatic
Tags:

current mood: PWNSOME

JOURNALS ARE FOR SISSIES AND CALLIGRAPHY IS DUMB. IF ANY OF MY BITCHES FRIENDS WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO READ AND WRITE THIS STUFF FOR ME, NOW IS A GOOD TIME.

IF YOU DON'T VOLUNTEER, I WILL PUNISH YOU. OR NOT. DEPENDS ON YOUR TASTES.

AND IF ANYONE SEES PRINCESS PSYCHOPATH, TELL HER THAT INCLUDES HER. I KNOW SHE WAS SMILING THE WHOLE TIME I HAD HER CUFFED IN ROCK DURING THE ECLIPSE. I CAN SMELL SMILES!.

OR SOMEONE TOLD ME. WHATEVER, NOT IMPORTANT. POINT IS, NOW THAT I'VE FIGURED OUT HER WEAKNESS KINK, HER ASS IS MINE.

UNLESS KATARA HAS DIBS, BECAUSE THOSE TWO WOULD PUT ON ONE KICKASS MUD WRESTLING MATCH.

EGG-CUSTARD IS FINE TOO.


ANYWAY, THIS JOURNALING THING IS THE FIRST STEP IN PHASE ONE OF MY PLAN TO GET BACK AT ZUKO FOR BURNING MY FEET. WELL, IT'S THE NEW PHASE ONE. THE OLD PHASE ONE FAILED. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MESS WITH HIS STUFF BEFORE HE AND AANG WENT OFF TO MALE BONDING CAMP, OR SOMETHING. AND AFTER SEEING HIM PUT ON THAT DANCE RECITAL WITH AANG, I DON'T THINK REPLACING ALL HIS UNDERWEAR WITH FRILLY GIRLY PANTIES WILL DISTURB HIM THAT MUCH.

HE'D PROBABLY LIKE IT.

ANYWAY, SWEET VENGEANCE AWAITS!

TOPH BEI FONG, BLIND BANDIT, GREATEST EARTHBENDER IN THE WORLD.

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